Gift Ideas
From 12eagle, by David Brown
Zazzle.com Collection: Gifts Ideas
Delcaration of Independence Mug
Image of the Declaration of Independence on both sides. Great gift for history buffs and patriots.
$12.10
Random Multicolor Guitar Shapes Shirt
Guitar themed shirt shows guitar shapes of various colors as though falling like rain.
$16.00
Xochitl tie
Pattern is derived from Aztec symbol for Flower, one of the day signs from the Aztec Calendar.
$32.75
Flavored Creamer Mug
Mug says "I (Heart) flavored coffee, but I always dilute it with coffee." Can you relate? Know someone who does?
$12.10
Tin Can Phone Call Me Mug
Design features retro-style cartoon heads connected via a tin can phone. The string connecting the can spells out "Call Me!"
$12.10
The Walls Have Eyes Mug
Funny mug shows brick wall with pairs of sinister eyes peering through holes.
$12.10
Old Gravy Baby Suit Baby Bodysuit
Logo Spoof says "Old Gravy" in blue oval. Appropriate for messy eaters. Cute on babies!
$13.70
Phone Case with guitars on it
A "rain" of multicolor guitars adorn this case
$36.90
Neon Happy Face Collage iPhone Case
Colorful intersecting happy faces adorn this case
$36.90
You're on Mute Mug
Mute Icon says "Sorry -- You're on MUTE until I finish my coffee.
$12.10
Customizable Paws Off Mug
Claim a mug as your very own with this mug that says "If your name isn't JOE keep your paws off this mug" The actual name can be edited to whatever you need it to be!
$13.75
Neon Happy Face Tie
colorful happy face outlines scattered on a blue background
$32.75
Prime Beef Shirt
Says "PRIME BEEF - Reduced for Quick Sale. Perfect gift for the aging bachelor or maybe a guy who's lost some weight! PLEASE NOTE "Reduced for Quick Sale" is part of the design/gag and has nothing to do with the price of the shirt or other item!
$16.00
Threshold of Greatness Welcome Mat
Says "You're standing on the threshold of GREATNESS. Take a moment to catch your breath."
$47.27
Aztec Skull Bandana
Bandana festooned with Aztec calendar symbol for the day called Death.
$23.00
Lunar Rover Light Switch Cover
Scene shows lunar rover on the surface of the moon, with the earth in the sky behind it.
$15.75
Tenochtitlan Map Wall Clock
Cortez' 15th century map of the Aztec Capital Tenochtitlan on a wall clock.
$37.35
Aztec Codex Mendoza Tie
Pattern is a scene from the Codex Mendoza of 1542, featuring illustrations of Aztec Warriors
$32.75
Aztec Tribute Blanket
Blanket decorated with 16th century illustrations of Aztec tribute items.
$97.05
Aztec Tribute Bag
Shopping bag adorned with illustrations of Aztec tribute items from a 16th century codex.
$13.10
Aztec Farmer Cultivating Maize Ceramic Tile
Illustration of an Aztec farmer from the Florentine Codex.
$15.75
Aztec Women at a Banquet Tile
Illustration from the Florentine Codex of Aztec Women at a Banquet.
$15.75
Aztec Death's Head Skull Shirt
Design is derived from Aztec Day sign for Death or Miquiztli.
$16.00
Aztec Day Sign Mug Template
Template holds space for a number and a sign on each side.
$12.10
"No Tomatoes" Shirt. T-Shirt
Circle and slash "no" symbol superimposed on graphic of tomato. I thought of this while imagining performing at a comedy club. Also, I don't like tomatoes.
$15.10
Tenochtitlan Tote Bag
Tote bag features Cortes 16th century map of the Aztec capital Tenochtitlan, a city on a n island in a lake in the valley of Mexico, the site of modern Mexico City.
$13.00
Tenochtitlan Map Shirt
Shirt with Map of the Aztec Capital Tenochtitlan as drawn by Cortes 1524
$20.60
Blond Manga Boy T-Shirt
originally created for a 10-year-old fan of Japanese battling tops.
$18.30
Old Gravy Logo T-Shirt
If you tend to spill food when you eat, or know someone who does, this funny logo merchandise announces what you're wearing. Even if you don't, it's good for a double take.
$16.00
Bad-speller Genius Shirt
Not every genius can spell. Shows the "genius" misspelled 3 ways and crossed out, ending with the word "smart."
$16.00
Solar Eclipse 2017 shirt
Don't be caught at the eclipse with nothing to wear!
$16.00
Souvenir of Pluto T-Shirt
Straight from a giftshop on Pluto, this "souvenir" features an iconic image from the New Horizon's 2015 flyby with typography reminiscent of mid-20th century highway kitsch.
$16.00
Old Gravy Logo T-Shirt
If you tend to spill food when you eat, or know someone who does, this funny logo merchandise announces what you're wearing. Even if you don't, it's good for a double take.
$16.00
Astronaut in Space Shirt
Astronaut floating in space with the earth in the background.
$18.30
I Heart Anatomical Accuracy T-Shirt
"I <heart> ANATOMICAL ACCURACY with a detail model of a human heart instead of the usual "heart" icon.</heart>
$16.00
I Heart Anatomical Accuracy Mug
Says "I <heart> anatomical accuracy" with a realistic model of a heart instead of the conventional stylized icon.</heart>
$12.10
"I got this" T-shirt
I Got This. The T-shirt, I mean. I got this T-shirt. Red and black.
$15.10
This End Up Mug
No more worrying about which end of the cup to drink from. This mug clearing indicates the business end with a bright red arrow.
$12.10
Im with my invisible friend T-Shirt
A play on the popular "I'm with stupid" idea, says "I'm with my imaginary friend' in childish font with hand-drawn arrow pointing to the side.
$16.00
12 Eagle Aztec Day Sign Trucker Hat
The Aztec date "12 Eagle" (matlatcli omome cuauhtli) rendered in Aztec signs.
$18.15
Aztecs Storing Maize Tile
Illustration from Florentine Codex showing Aztecs storing maize.
$15.75
Old Gravy Shirt
Spoof of Old Navy logo appropriate for people prone to spillage.
$34.80
Genuine Latin Lover -- also a fan of Ancient Greek Travel Mug
Humorous double-take slogan for classical language enthusiasts.
$20.20
