Says "PRIME BEEF - Reduced for Quick Sale. Perfect gift for the aging bachelor or maybe a guy who's lost some weight! PLEASE NOTE "Reduced for Quick Sale" is part of the design/gag and has nothing to do with the price of the shirt or other item!
$17.65
Customizable mug says "Souvenir of the time {Your Friend} was right." Funny gag or award implies it doesn't happen very often.
$14.95